Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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