wat bout pragnant strippers??
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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