You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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