It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
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