Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
third nipple confirmed
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
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