Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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