hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
only you would photoshop your dick
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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