we have officially lost it.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
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I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
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my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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