Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
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