he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
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