love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
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Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
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Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
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