Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
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I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
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Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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