Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
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