And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
How's work?
Spinning.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
Randomize
