just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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