So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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