How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
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Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
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The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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