I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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