I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
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