By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
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First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
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Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.