He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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