Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
i've created a new STD.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
the raccoons are back...
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