Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
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this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
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Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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