I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
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Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
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The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Couch. On fire.
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