going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
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So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
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I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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