Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
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I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
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We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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