she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
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Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
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Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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