This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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