Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
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