He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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