her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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