I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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