Joe is yelling at the trees again.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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