I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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