how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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