I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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