My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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