You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I think I am morally bankrupt
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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