it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
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when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
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obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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