chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
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He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
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After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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