bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
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you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
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The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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