i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
You did what with his pubic hair?
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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