Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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