redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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