this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
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We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
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A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
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The only downside is I can't stop skipping
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