Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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