Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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