Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
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Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
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during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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