So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
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