i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
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She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
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He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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