Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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