It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Let's get the cat blown out
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
