As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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