i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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