So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
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i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
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True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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