people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
either way he was missing a nipple.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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