i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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