We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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